Yes, that's right, Lazy People are infact the Earth's tormentors. For far too long, people have suffered the consenquences of those who would rather sit around eating Bonbons all day than to do what they said they would, when they said they would.
You may be wondering "What the hell is Joe going on about?" and the answer is this. Today, my Personal Financial Planning professor handed out our first Group Project that we did a long while ago (Took him long enough) and we were shocked when we saw the grade... 54%. As we read through the paper, we quickly discovered the reason for the shameful score. One of our group members had not once shown up for our meetings and never contributed in the slightest. Because of this, we suffered major penalties for the unanswered questions on our assignment that she had asked us to save for her.
As you can guess, she had excuses flying out at warp speeds such as.. "My grandma died," "I was in the emergency room," "I was having a surgery," "My alarm clock wasn't working," "Work,"...generally, the list is composed of your average lame ass excuse that may or may not be true.
Here's a piece of advice for you guys. Never, no matter what, count on a lazy peice of shit to do anything they say they would. Even if you have some remote feeling that maybe, just maybe, they will wake up and actually do something, do NOT trust them.
Now...let's take a look at the natural habbitat of your typical Slacker.
Your everyday Slacker starts off the morning with the alarm clock ringing (Assuming they bothered to set it in the first place) and will slowly inch their hand to the Snooze Button. After the fifth time or so, they will eventually get out of bed because the sun is in their eyes. They WILL skip a shower and any other sort of personal hygein upkeeping and will head straight to the kitchen.
Once there, they will get a Hot-Pocket and place it in the microwave. However, being true to the Lazy People's Creed, they will half ass do this and only cook it for half the time needed. They will take their half frozen pizza and quickly realise that they are late for class. Still, this doesn't bother them and they instead head to their computer to hop on Facebook or something. Once at the computer, they will forget any and all obligations they had and will instead watch Youtube untill it's time to go to work. You must be thinking "Work? I didn't know the Lazy person works." It's understandable why you think so, as they do avoid any work they can get away with, but they must ' Earn ' a living somehow.
After arriving 45 minutes late to work, they'll get their asses chewed by their co-workers, bosses, and pretty much anyone that comes in contact with them to stop being such a slacker and do something. At break, they will mope over to the corner, smoke something (either a cig or some drugs) and stare into the distance, wondering why they are still working at McDonalds as a busboy.
Several hours filled with whining later, they will return home where they will kick off their shoes (if they're lvl 99 Lazy, they won't even bother), collapse on the couch from a "Day's Hardwork" snack on some potato chips, and fall asleep on the couch while Animal Planet.
The entire process will repeat itself, starting with waking up on the couch to the sound of their alarm clock... assuming they haven't yet reached 99 Lazy and didn't bother to set it in the first place.
Crikey! That's one damn lazy creature.
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